Elegant Doom

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See Bob's Fate

What, then, will happen to Bob, and his smiling, happy face?

Maybe Bob will be crushed!

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Maybe Bob will drown!






















Bob_stampeded_2 Maybe Bob will be the victim of a freak desk stampede!


















Bob_buried Maybe Bob will be buried alive!
















Maybe Bob will perish in the black plague!
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Maybe Bob will be probed to death by our Evil Robot Alien Overlords!

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Oh, No!  Whatever will happen to Bob next?  Let's find out!

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