Rumor has it that Bear Grylls, legendary survivor and hotel occupant, may have murdered a member of his camera crew. It seems that Bear was cold, hungry, wet, and seriously ill in the wild mountains of some dumb place to visit, and the cameraman was just standing there filming him, eating a candy bar. The former SAS officer snapped and broke the cameraman's neck. This is not terribly unusual with such shows. Reports related to this incident are more interesting, though, because Bear apparently eschewed the candy bar and simply started tearing off chunks of the fresh kill with his vicious British teeth. Bear, who has the coolest name ever, then calmly picked up the camera and turned it toward himself and explained the best parts of a human corpse to eat (the glutes, it seems) as the rest of the crew looked on in stunned horror.
As of press time, Channel 4 has not commented on the rumored incident.
