Elegant Doom

September 24, 2007

In the course of our constant mining of the information Google has to offer, we discovered that on September 24, 2007, the world inexplicably got much, much weirder.  Never you mind why we were looking at this data.

(screencap taken 08/06/08)

No word yet on why Aussies are so fucking interested in having sex with amputees.  Our current theories all revolve around the general weirdness that living in the Southern Hemisphere brings on and snakebites.

{The Google Research Method}

We're Fucked.

Ok, maybe that's a little doom-and-gloom.  Maybe we're not really fucked, maybe this just shows that we need to turn things around a little.

Wait, we're not going to turn this around.  This is evidence of the very reason why we won't turn things around.  I was right the first time.  We're fucked.

{The Google Research Method}