Joke Obit: Duct Tape is Good For Anything

The funniest thing that I ever saw in my life was a little person duct-taped to a wall, with his feet about three feet off of the ground, with a bunch of guys in masks slowly walking toward him with a huge knife as he squealed around his gag.  Nonetheless: jokes about how duct tape is good for anything are officially dead.  Done.  Not clever, not original, not anything.  So quit it. 

Note: Jokes about absurd tasks that duct tape won't help?  Still potential for comedy there.

Comments

[theforce]

this hurts, I mean come on, I'm a West Virginian.

[fredrickfuckingneitchee]

have you ever looked up and familiarized yourself with the astonishing variety of tape? Seriously, they use that stuff for everything.

[Ann]

Serial killers only have two names. You ever notice that? But lone gunmen assassins, they always have three names. John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, Mark David Chapman.