Jamie Lee Curtis's Pants

Rumor has it that Jamie Lee Curtis does not, in fact, put her pants on one leg at a time like you and I do (well, I only wear kilts, but I digress).  It seems that, in yet another case of celebrity gone wacko, the rumored hermaphrodite (I don't believe that, by the way) actually has a seamstress sew on a newly-made pair of pants each and every morning as Jamie Lee stands before a mirror singing Opera.
Strange but True!

(or not)

Bonus fact: Even though Jamie Lee's distinguished husband, actor/director/writer Baron Christopher Guest was born in New York, he was once an active member in the British House of Lords.  In fact, he's fifth in line for the Throne!

Comments

[MeToo]

I can't help but notice that there are only two items/stories on this site and one is about a movie star and her pants (Jamie Lee Curtis) and the other is about Sea Turtles, animals, who apparently, while I wasn't looking, the rest of the world was "making .... into movie stars," thus aiding them, if unwittingly, in their plans to kill rich Americans, which as you and I both know is just about the most heinous crime in the world. And don't get me wrong, I'm no lunatic fringe crack pot. "I'll have that one without the paranoia, Big guy!" and "Hold the conspiracy theories, thank you!, None for me!" That's what I always say, but I can't help but wonder ...was Jamie Lee Curtis once a Sea Turtle? Is that kind of movie star people have been making Sea Turtles into? Why would you only have two stories on your website, each touching on the subject "movie stardom", if they weren't related in some way? Some way we can't even imagine? Is it all part of the conspiracy to turn Sea Turtles into movie stars who will then rob America's richest of their pants? If this is what you're trying to get at here, then I'm getting more freeze dried food for the bunker.

[MeToo]

While Jamie Lee Curtis' husband, Christopher Guest may have been born in New York, his lineage suggests that his teeth are probably just as viciously British as Bear Grylls'. So Ms. Curtis might be well advised to watch her back and keep her pants on.

[MeToo]

And, O.K., so there are more than two items/stories on the site now. So sue me!

[MeToo]

And, O.K., so there are more than two items/stories on the site now. So sue me!

[theforce]

Jamie Lee Curtis rides endangered flesh eating sea turtles! News at 5.

[fredrickfuckingneitchee]

I heard paris hilton was a sea turtle in disguise.

[poop]

you wear kilts????

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